Thursday, April 23, 2009

Conversation

Me: Now that you're driving, I want to be sure you know how to change a flat tire.
Kayla: Oh, I already know how.
Me: Really? Explain how to me.
Kayla: You get out of your car, stick your boobs and butt way out, and your tire will get changed in about 5 minutes.

9 comments:

Missy said...

Thats funny. My mom actually told me to stand next to the car with the hood up and look confused.
Personally, I would rather not owe any favors, so I will fix it myself, or call a tow.

Casey said...

That girl is going to go far in life. Ha!

Jim said...

Funny, that hasn't worked for me...

Maternal Mirth said...

Well, duh. What handbook are YOU lookin at, Mom?

Mrs. C. said...

If I was an uber-feminist I would be offended. Being who I am I laughed my ass off.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Ha! Best laugh all day!

Otter Thomas said...

Smart girl.

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

And who, may I ask, taught her that??? ♥

GreenJello said...

Mimi, I don't know where she gets half her stuff! I'm the independent, change-my-own-tire kind of gal. Of course, I'm not offended when a gentleman stops to help, but I certainly haven't 'flagged' them down. LOL!