Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Google Searches

I like to check every so often to see what search phrases put my blog in the Top 10 on a Google search.

You will find me if you go searching for "watermelon butts". Seriously, who knew people actually searched for this?

My current favorite search that lands you here is: "warped sense of humor". Oh, yeah baby!

And finally, my public service announcement is number two on the charts: If you haven't already fixed your email so I can respond directly to you, I would love it if you would do so!

I'm still very busy with Real Life, but will probably be back to mere normalcy once school starts. Maybe.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Friday, August 07, 2009

From My E-Mail

Friend: My niece got a book about Sarah Palin for her birthday. I'm not sure, but I think it ended after two and a half chapters.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Heard At The Family Party Yesterday

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there in the first place!

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Tuesday, August 04, 2009


While shopping at Costco, near the cell phone kiosk:

Woman: I have had lots of problems with this particular phone.
Woman: (accidentally drops phone on floor)
Salesman: Seems that might be your problem right there.