The end of a rather amusing text conversation with Kayla:
Me: You know you want my hair products...
Kayla: I dont want to smell old!
Me: Yeah, I smell SO close to death...
Kayla: Nah... You smell just like death!
Me: Yeah yeah yeah...
Kayla: Sucks for you!
Me: But I know that someday you will be as old as me! So there!
Kayla: Never! Plastic surgery will save me!
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She'll never be as old as you unless you discover a way to stop aging. If you do, definitely post the secret. Unless it's plastic surgery. I'm still recovering from my last series of operations, so if that's my option I think I'll just get old(er).
Tell her she'll end up looking like this: http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/wda0562l.jpg
My daughter doesn't quite grasp the concept of what plastic surgery entails... I should mention to her the many, many NEEDLES she'd have to endure. That might cure her of this notion! :)
LOL!
You mean they make hair products that smell like old people?
find her a pic of the the Bride of Wildenstein (sp?) then see if she still fancies plastic surgery.
Gotta LOVE daughters!!! :-)
IS bfs the Grandma? Please tell me that Kayla's Granny reads and comments on your blog. Oh, my! I'm just gonna die if that's true. How lucky are you?!
Also, I'm a little concerned at the hair products you use. They smell like old people? Honey, let's talk!
I love your posts and I sometimes miss them so I going to become a follower. Sadly I have always messed up punchlines, all I can remember is, along the lines of pea green soup, one that ended 'just like that'. See I even messed up one I didn't even tell.
Hey, while you're at it you can threaten to give her some "old lady underwear" or granny pants as my daughter calls them. She was helping me fold clothes and discovered a pair of rather large old briefs that only see service once every 28 days, and hollered, "Hey! These are the same kind of panties Grandma and Grammy wear! You wear Granny pants too! Are you old, Mom?"
And of course she was WAVING the panties over her head at the same time like a big old flag of tackiness.
You should go out and get a can of that spray called "Big Sexy Hair". That'll fix 'er.
O happy Tuesday.
Mrs. C.
Jen, they must make old people hair products. I remember my grandma having them in her bathroom. She always had that certain... smell. LOL!
No, sorry,Steenky Bee... only one of her grandma's is tech savvy enough to get on the computer, and even then, she wouldn't know what to do with a blog if she found one! :)
Moannie, it's wonderful people like you that give me a big head. ;)
LOL Mrs. C.! One of these days, you are going to have to open your own blog. I love your stories and how you write!
bfs isn't "the grandma" -- but she is a grandma ('mimi') and relates to grandchildren of all ages! :-)
If you visit my blog some time (I'm a brand newbie), you can see my grandbabies on my daughter's blogs (Miller ...) (two of those blogs ... one with Memories and one with Manes) -- but I love Green Jello, the way she thinks, and all -- so I'll take on her kiddos any ole day! Ha Ha!
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