While getting my hair cut yesterday, a little boy (about 3 years old) was there with his daddy, getting his hair cut.
Boy: What's your name?
Boy: Why do you work here?
Hairdresser: I like cutting hair.
Boy: What's your phone number?
Boy: 1, 2, what again?
Daddy: Wow, you sure are a nosy boy today!
Boy: (indignant) I am NOT a pussy boy!
(all the adults burst out laughing in the salon)
Daddy: (embarrassed) I promise, he did not learn that at home!
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