Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

Today's Random Tuesday Thoughts are brought to you by Kayla, age 16. These are some quotes I've been quietly collecting over the past month or so.

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  • I think spiders try to torment me on purpose. Jumping spiders are the worst to try to kill-- it's like playing ‘Whack-a-Mole’.
  • The heart is stronger than any one man's will.
  • I'm just very talkative when I have a lot to talk about. Which is all the time.
  • I love ponies! They're so cute and stubby. They are the midgets of horses.
  • I frickin' LOVE that store! I want to marry it. Goodbye, paycheck!
  • Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself.
  • I love strawberries. If Jesus was reincarnated into a fruit, it would be strawberries.
  • Something is wrong with me. I think my whole body is dislocated.

23 comments:

Keely said...

BWahhahhahah! I often feel like my whole body is dislocated, too.

I'm not sure how Jesus would feel about being reincarnated as strawberries.

Grant said...

I hate strawberries. No wonder I'm an atheist.

Peggy said...

"I frickin' LOVE that store! I want to marry it. Goodbye, paycheck!"

That could have come straight from my mouth! I guess I'm 16 at heart huh? ;)

Otter Thomas said...

The midget of horses. Ha!

What about miniature ponies? I love them more and I have always called them midget horses.

Julie@Cool Mom Guide said...

Oh no. It appears I think and talk like a 16 year old.

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

these are hilarious!!

mrsbear said...

I love her perspective. I feel like my body is dislocated all the time, but I'm more than twice her age.

I have a 14 year old, and she is always blabbing, 99% of her sentences tend to start with "I".

Jenn said...

Midget Horse- FYI
The politically correct term is Vertically Challenged Horse(:

Suldog said...

Excellently warped perspective. I love her. If I wasn't already married, and she wasn't 38 years younger than me...

AS Amber said...

My seven year old daughter talks all. the. time. I tell her she's talking a lot and she tells me she just can't help it. That I should have named her "talky".
I love strawberries and Jesus.

Casey said...

How exactly does one dislocate their entire body? I've been retracing my steps to find out but I've got nothing. We had one of those jumpy whack-a-mole spiders in the mailbox today and I'm still not sure if it's crawling on me somewhere.

Shrinky said...

This girl is going to go far, she has a fabulous way of seeing things.. I simply love her (who couldn't?)!

Moannie said...

She has an amazing ability to cut out the bull and hit the jackpot...a clarity of thought that is poetic, as if she thinks in prose.

♥ bfs~"Mimi" ♥ said...

I ♥ strawberries, 2!!!!

Loved your random thoughts.

sammanthia said...

He certainly wouldn't be reincarnated as a rutabaga. Who in the heck would want to come back as *that*? What kind of person do you have to be to be reincarnated as a rutabaga? Am I spelling rutabaga right?

musing said...

Jesus as a fruit. :)

FoN said...

I'm going to start the saying 'Jesus is the fruit' to see if it catches on.

Those were hilarious!

Captain Dumbass said...

Excuse me? They freakin' jump!?

Angel said...

Wow! I am soo Sixteen at heart! I feel the need to randomly insert these into what I say now! Thanks so much!

jen said...

16 year olds must totally supply you with plenty o' blogging material ...
so are you saying my blog will rock when my girls are teenagers?

Swoozie said...

"Something is wrong with me. I think my whole body is dislocated."

LOL! Some mornings I wake up and think THAT very same random thought!

(ahem) however, I am not 16~~Boo! Hoo!

Shangrila said...

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts! What a darling! :)

D.M. Wright said...

Those were cute!!