Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Texting Conversation

Kayla, at school in Biology class, where they are dissecting frogs today:

Kayla: Ew im standing at a far distance
Me: LOL
Kayla: I feel nauseous
Me: At least you're not eating spaghetti for lunch.
Kayla: You are sadistic.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Conversation

Kayla: I don't like this dollar bill. It's all wrinkly and not pretty.
Me: Money is money. Doesn't matter what it looks like. It all spends the same.
Kayla: But I don't like ugly things in my purse!
Lu: Wait...don't you have something in your purse with your picture on it for ID?
Me: (laughing)
Kayla: Yes, of course I do.
Lu: (laughing)
Kayla: Hey!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Good vs. Evil Jello

From time to time, I pull up Google Analytics to see what keywords people google and end up on my blog.

This one made me blink a few times and wonder:

angels and demons jello

I am confuzzled. And do I *really* want to know?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup

For those of you who live in Utah, you may have eaten at a local chain restaurant called "Zupas". And if you have, you've probably ordered (or at least tried) their "Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup". If this rings true so far, you will more than likely agree with me that the Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup is To. Die. For. Mmmmmmm....

So, of course, I had to attempt to duplicate it.

Without further ado, here is my version of Zupas Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup.

Suz's Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup

1/2 stick butter
1/2 onion, chopped
2 cups milk
1 1/2 cups water
1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp. chicken base (like "Better Than Bouillon")
1 head cauliflower (2 to 2.5 pounds), sectioned into smaller pieces
1 tsp. dijon mustard
3 oz. sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
1 oz. pepper jack cheese, shredded

In a 4 quart saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Add onion and cook about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in milk, water, salt and chicken base. Add cauliflower and heat to boiling over high heat. Reduce heat to low; cover and simmer until cauliflower is tender, about 10 minutes. Process cauliflower, broth and mustard in blender until very smooth (be sure to remove center part of blender cover to allow steam to escape). Return cauliflower mixture to saucepan; add shredded cheeses and stir over low to medium heat until melted and smooth. Serve hot.

Note: I prefer a lighter color soup, so I use Tillamook sharp white cheddar. (And if the truth be told, I like my version better than the one at Zupas!) Zupas Wisconsin Cauliflower Soup Recipe

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Overheard

Lu: Snow? It's snowing??? It's supposed to be spring!
Violet: Utah is bi-polar.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Overheard

Violet: I'm a weird child, and I love it!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Conversation

Doing some post-ankle-surgery water walking at the local indoor pool, going around in the "Lazy River" section:

Little girl: You know, you can just float and it will move you around. You don't have to walk.
Me: Yes, I know, but I'm exercising.
Little girl: (incredulous) But you're not fat!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

SOLUTION: Facebook Mobile "Sorry, an error has occurred."

Problem:
  • You attempt to send a status update to "32665" (Facebook) from your cell phone
  • An error message is returned that states, "Sorry, an error has occurred."
Solution:

Change how you send status updates to Facebook.
  • Click on "Account" in the top right-hand corner of the Facebook main screen
  • Choose "Account Settings"
  • Click on the "Mobile" tab
  • Click on the "Go to Facebook Mobile" link near the top of the page
  • Find the "Upload via Email" section.
  • Your "Personal Email" will be highlighted.
  • Send status updates to this email instead of 32665.
Note: You do not need to have internet access on your phone for this to work. Just send a text to the email address, and it will go through fine.

    Sunday, March 14, 2010

    Overheard

    Lu's uncle, naming off different makes of cars:

    Uncle: Ferrari.
    Lu: Ferrari.
    Uncle: Porche.
    Lu: (confused) Poor shit???

    Monday, March 01, 2010

    Snuggies For Seniors

    Kristina has started an internet charity drive:




    While it may sound silly up front, it really is a serious effort. If anyone would like to contribute, click on the button above to help with the cause. Or please donate some Snuggies to needy nursing homes in your area.

    Many thanks!