To: Mother Nature
Dear Mother Nature:
It has possibly escaped your notice that today is the 24th of May, and therefore well into springtime. I understand that you may have procrastinated last season and didn't get out as much snow as you wanted to, but it seems that waiting until now to dump it on us is a bit much.
Please have pity on my poor garden plants and send rain instead.
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