Monday, December 08, 2008


I'm currently swamped with Christmas orders for my new part-time eBay/Amazon business, so I'm not able to update here as often as I would like. Sorry. :(

But in the meantime, I'll share a story with you.

On Saturday, we had to get crickets to feed our pet lizard. So I get the crickets, which are put into a smallish plastic bag, and then filled with air to keep the crickets from turning into insect mush. Because it's cold, I put them inside my coat to protect them from the outside temperatures until I can get them home.

We had to make one stop on the way back home, and with the bag in my coat, it looked like I was suddenly VERY voluptuous on my left. I mentioned that I'd probably get a lot of weird looks going through the store. Ron replied, "We can just tell them that you're getting the other side done in two weeks."



Jen - Queen of Poo said...

lol! I was really afraid that you were going to say the crickets got out of the bag and were crawling all over you. ::::shudders::::

Anonymous said...

You do get yourself into the most interesting pickles, don't you.

bfs said...

I was afraid you were going to say they got hot and died ... have you ever smelled dead crickets???

Suldog said...

It would have been fun if someone commented, and then you said, "Put your ear to it and listen..."