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Violet: And thus, on the third day, Violet created the word crapping unicorn muffins.

Conversation

Violet, Lu and Nikki are eating their early Valentines' Day present-- boxes of those little conversation hearts.

Vi: Hey, mine says "hottie".
Nikki: Me, too!
Vi: Hmmm..... my next one is telling me, "just kidding".

Texting Conversation

Lu, texting me from school this morning regarding other teenagers:

Lu: I hate people who think their life is so hard. They don't know what a hard life is. Maybe i don't hate them. Maybe i pity and envy them at the same time.