Friday Fill-Ins

1. It's Friday, so it's time for the fill-ins I so bravely agreed to accept from Grant last week.

2. Who the flem figgins ate the last of the snargle %$#@! ice cream. I was saving that for me to eat after you all went to bed!

3. Adjustment on the roadster for time travel with another gizmo because of the botheration with the flux capacitor not withstanding. Great Scott!

4. I need to bungee jump off a hot air balloon and stockpile 5 years worth of TVP before the Giant Atomic Chickens™ destroy the world in accordance with glorious Satanic prophecy. But not because I believe in doomsday predictions, because that would just be silly.

5. Bunny: _____ (Note - this is a picture fill-in. Let me know if you are short on pictures of hot Asian women).

Well, Grant... I searched and searched, and found the perfect Asian bunny:

Awwwwww! So CUTE!

Friday Fill-Ins

And...here we go!

1. Apparently there's some sort of strange smell emanating from the cafeteria.

2. O sunny day. Thou art fairer than the icy roads, or the cold winds that blow up my skirt on Sundays.

3. 2009 is shaping up to be a recycled version of 2008 so far.

4. All it took was one Girl Scout cookie, and that was it. Fell right off the no-sugar wagon into a full pig-out fest.

5. For too long I've been anticipating the return of sunny days. Then, when it comes, the heat blasts you right back indoors! (A 40 degree change from the previous day is hard for your body to adjust to.)

6. I am not obsessed with making sure I spell 'emanating' correctly; I am not! (And I don't know how to get to dictionary.com, either.)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to shopping and preparing, tomorrow my plans include throwing a baby shower for my good friend and Sunday, I want to find more Girl Scout cookies!

Friday Fill-Ins: The Never Ending Winter Edition

And...here we go!

1. Join me in the land of never ending winter. (When is it that spring will come again?)

2. Put a little sunshine in your day! No, really. Bring it on!

3. Happiness is waking up to a windshield that doesn't need scraped.

4. I thought spring was supposed to officially begin March 20th. You know, sunshine and chirping birds and allergies and all that... but I could be dazed and confused. (Normal for me.)

5. I'm waiting for the day I can walk outside without a coat, and not freeze my little buns off. (Ok, so my buns aren't so little.)(Let me be happy in my disillusionment, please.)

6. Ice cream is hard to resist. Even in the dead of winter. It's worth the shiver fest.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to telling Jack Frost to get his hiney out of town, tomorrow my plans include coaxing spring out of hiding and Sunday, I want to bask in the warmth of the sun! PLEASE!!!

Friday Fill-Ins

And...here we go!

1. Angel or not, I will knock that halo off the top of your smug little face if you keep rolling your eyes at me like that. (Ok, not really. But it sounds heavenly!)

2. _____ any way you want me. (If you really think I'm gonna tell you on my blog how I'd fill this one in, you've got another think coming!)

3. As my mother used to say, you're full of it. (Yeah, just it. Nothing fun like "piss and vinegar" came out of my mom's mouth. You knew you were in serious trouble if you ever heard her say "damn".)

4. I sweat like a man after I'm done working out or doing something strenuous. (Like you REALLY wanted to know that...)

5. Even in the most crowded of rooms you don't want to be near me after I'm done working out or doing something strenuous.

6. Any day when you have teenagers is a day fraught with peril.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to seeing Violet's muscial at school, tomorrow my plans include freaking sleeping in for once and Sunday, I want to try sleeping in again!

Friday Fill-Ins

And...here we go!

1. Give me an inch and I'll take a mile. Or at least, that's what my mom always told me.

2. Whenever I get a pancake at my work cafeteria, it's huge. I mean, it's like a minor loaf of bread or something.

3. I wish I could eat as many giant pancakes as I wanted to, without gaining a pound. (Hey, it said "I wish"!)

4. Blood Orange and Pink Grapefruit gelato was the last thing I ate that was utterly delicious. My first gelato ever! I'm hooked.

5. To live in this world is an amazing and humbling experience.

6. Other than this one, Navel Gazing At Its Finest is the last blog I commented on.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to getting stuff listed on Amazon, tomorrow my plans include going to Yet Another Auction and Sunday, I want to spend time with my family!

Friday Fill-Ins: The 11 Year Old Edition

And...here we go!

1. It seems like asking you to do your math homework is akin to child torture.

2. Wash your hands for heavens' sake when you're done, please? And did you wipe this time?

3. If I thought you cleaned your room without asking, I'd faint. Right here on the spot!

4. Beautiful blue eyes, charming smile, love and laughter is what I think of most when I think of you.

5. To me, Valentine's Day means you dragging out all the craft items and coming up with an extremely clever Valentine box for school. And then leaving aforementioned craft items scattered all over the kitchen.

6. Knowing you are counting on me gives me strength.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to listening to you play your piano, tomorrow my plans include giving you your coveted Valentines' candy and Sunday, I want to spend some time with you!

Friday Fill-Ins

And...here we go!

1. I'd really like to win the lottery right now. Then I could quit my job.

2. OwOwOwOwOw! is the word you'd most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe. (Boring, I know. But I'm not much for profanities...)

3. Possession is the precursor to drowning in too much abundance.

4. My daughter loves any movie that features Captain Jack Sparrow.

5. Marshmallows and fire go together like pineapple and cottage cheese (one of my favorite lunches).

6. I hate it when one of my co-workers blathers on and on.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to shuttling kids around, tomorrow my plans include watching my girls' basketball games and Sunday, I want to move stuff in downstairs!

Friday Fill-Ins

And...here we go!



1. Oh, I am so pissed at our two cats who have pooped all over my new carpet in the basement!

2. My butt changes, big and little. (I really want it to say, "big to little")(A girl can always hope, right?)

3. During American Idol season, I watch more tv than the rest of the year combined.

4. I shipped a pair of brand new Doc Martens to a customer in Arizona. Now they are trying to get their bank to stop payment; are you kidding me???

5. Right now I'd like to be home. Taking a nap. While the kids are at school. And then make a batch of gooey, hot chocolate chip cookies and eat them all by myself. With cold milk.

6. My "Crackberry" is my favorite gadget. (I swore I never would be addicted to the thing, but I didn't understand the POWER of The Dark Side instant email and internet gratification.)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to working late (sucks to be me)(why am I supposedly "looking forward" to it?), tomorrow my plans include attending two auctions to buy crap to sell on Amazon, and Sunday, I want Nikki to have the best 15th birthday party ever!